Jasiri Whipper
My frat brother would have been celebrating his day of birth today. We miss you!
MEGAMIXX!
July 3, 2009
July 1, 2009
Southern Lyric of the Day – Beyonce
” Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ring on it / If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it / Don’t be mad once you see that he want it / Cuz If you liked it then you should’ve put a ring on it! ”
I’m all for men waiting until they are absolutely ready for marriage before they tie the knot. But if you dated Beyonce, liked HER and didn’t put a ring on it, kill yourself.
Business Spotlight
Thanks to Becky from Charleston Hobnob for the opportunity for me to ramble aimlessly speak briefly about what the Brown Derby Haberdashery is about.
MIXX!
June 30, 2009
Sanford for President!
Saw this while on my way to ship off some shirts today! Not up on SC’s govna? Check out the Digitel.com’s topic page on Mark Sanford.
June 26, 2009
Moonwalker
So, I’m the only person that remembers playing this game. Michael loved the kids…
June 25, 2009
Southern Lyric of the Day: Pastor Troy
” Holy, Bible, assault, rifle/Thou shalt, not kill, unless they make you feel/Like they, superior ”
Two things: 1) The first part of this sentence makes NO sense. Don’t try to convince me otherwise. 2) If I understand correctly, PT Cruiser is basically saying that you shouldn’t kill unless someone makes you feel like they are superior to you.
Is that NOT an extreme case of hatin’? To kill some dude because you feel like he’s shining on you? Ok, I could see if you where at a bar and somebody went out of their way to embarrass you–you know, stepped on your new Jordans and poured Nuvo on your BRAND NEW Coogi button-up–but not because you’re just…for lack of a better term…JEALOUS (maybe Homo?).
Further more, how are you supposed to prevent yourself from getting killed by someone that feels salty because you got the purple TK Society’s and he didn’t? You can’t! It’s just not possible. Look, I know I’m not your daddy and I can’t tell you what to do but dude, don’t be a super hater, that’s not cool.
And you listening to Pastor Troy about killing people that shine on you!?! A guy that rocks a Championship Belt and has a facial hair style named after him? Yeah, doesn’t make much sense now does it?
If you have a Southern Lyric and comment to add please feel free to email your submission to contact@brwndrby.com! MIXX!
June 24, 2009
Another “Fab5″ sighting…
I really need to get in contact with these dudes. They’ve been showing love for a minute. Saw this on 2DopeBoyz today. That’s the FAB5 shirt, we’ll be releasing that soon.
MEGAMIXX!
Southern Lyric of the Day: Hurricane Chris
” It’s so hot up In da Club dat I ain’t got no shoes on ”
Where to begin? First, that’s just nasty Chris, and weird! No grown man should be gettin’ rachet in his socks or even worse BAREFOOTED! You’re just begging for a staph infection, homie. And secondly, “…ain’t got no shoes on…” is a double negative–so wait, you do have shoes on?
I’m so confused, dude.
If you have a Southern Lyric and comment to add please feel free to email your submission to contact@brwndrby.com! MIXX!
June 23, 2009
Southern Lyric of the Day: Juicy J
” Made another stop/Police station/saw a few cops/drove by, sprayed ‘em. ”
Really Juicy J? REALLY? So, after you called up the boys to trash some girl’s house (making sure you left RIGHT before the cops busted in), you then take time out of your busy schedule to locate a police station and participate in a drive by? Well…you do have an Oscar award so maybe it’s possible.
DISCLAIMER: this lyric is a small part in one of the greatest Southern rap song EVER CREATED! [twitter tag time: #realtalk]
If you have a Southern Lyric and comment to add please feel free to email your submission to contact@brwndrby.com! MIXX!
I like my bacon SQUEEZED!
When the South finds out about this…all hell will break loose. This is a friggin’ GAME CHANGER! I mean, if they can do bacon in a bottle then what other food offerings can be packaged in a sqeeze bottle? I don’t eat pig but if they put some turkey bacon in this mug I’ll cop a couple bottles!
Word to [STEADY REIGN] – see their list of misguided food marriages!
