The Brwn Drby Haberdashery Blog

This fine woman just discovered the most ultimate of ultimate defeats! I don’t even want to talk about it…

With college football starting in two weeks and the NFL pre-season underway, we Southerns (well, most of us) can get our fix in shortly. So, being addicted to this drug of a game, of course I’ve been watching YouTube clips and reading anything I can get my hands on if it deals with football…imagine my surprize when I found an article on ESPN Page 2 talking about a new offense created in Cali by Steve Humphries and Kurt Bryan. They call it A 11 and I think it’s amazing! Well, read up and form your own opinion!

Last night I stayed up to see if Phelps and company could handle the French in the 4×100m relay since buddy from France said that they were going to “…smash…” us. And for a moment it looked like he was right! Long story short, we came back in the last leg with Jason Lezak swimming is last leg in like 46 seconds and we end up winning by like .008 seconds and SMASHING the world record by 4 seconds! I’m still geeked up about what I saw! For more info read Pat Forde’s ESPN column. Ganked to pix from ESPN too!

Unlike the rest of you unpatriotic losers I will be watching that Olympic medal count hard! Go USA! And if “The Redeem Team” doesn’t win the gold–I will have lost my faith in America. Period.

This is a photo of a young lady that beat me in like three games bowling last night. The final straw game was when I finally broke 100, the first time ALL NIGHT, and she still beat me 121 to 112 (yes…that is a sucky score. I know already…)!

So congrats to you Ericka Parker! I had fun even though I lost. Every. Single. Game. Enjoy it…

Devante

Terry

When’s the last time you’ve been dunked on? Me? NEVER–and thank God for that…but for the rest of you sucka’s I present the Hyperdunk Recovery Center. So…Nike decided to remove these ads (here and here, and others) because some non-athletic idiots who probably got dunked on alot concerned citizens thought that these add presented a “homophobic” vibe. SERIOUSLY? Read the full report from CNN after the break!

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I know this is totally random but…is this NOT one of the most creepy/disturbing things you’ve ever seen. EVER!

Even if you’re not a huge fan of baseball, you had to appreciate the spectical of what happened last night! Bananas…straight crazy! Josh Hamilton (recovering drug addict–read this link for more information) hit a record 28 homeruns in the FIRST ROUND of the Home Run Derby! And not some tiny joints either, buddy was rockin’ some 500 foot bombs! Easily one of the best sports moments of all time. Easy! I don’t have to vocabulary to do his work justice, I will say that last night HAD to suck if you don’t believe in Jesus cause Josh gave the homie upstairs props all night!

I will do almost anything for a KAN JAM, including but not limited to: dancing, singing, cooking, cleaning, and maybe some small sexual favors (and that’s a strong MAYBE)! Doesn’t this look awesome!?! Why didn’t I think of this? Sooooooo…who’s buying me one?

“…and I sport fly sh!t/I should win an ESPY” - Jay-Z

It’s that time of year again, so sports fans make your voice heard. Other than voting for the President of the United States and America’s Best Dance crew…this is next on my list of things to vote for every year. I usually do pretty well, most of my votes win awards. Anyway, voting continues until July 12th so get on the good foot people!

The ESPY Awards will be shown on July 20th at 9pm on ESPN.